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Magickal Times ⌚

Monday

  • Ruled by the moon.
  • Good day for divination, intuition or healing magick.

Tuesday

  • Ruled by Mars.
  • Best for active, goal setting magick.

Wednesday

  • Ruled by Mercury.
  • Communication, intellectual magick.

Thursday

  • Ruled by Jupiter.
  • Justice, protection, travel magick.

Friday

  • Ruled by Venus.
  • Love, family/friends, healing emotions.

Saturday

  • Ruled by Saturn.
  • Planning, preparation, contracts or career magick.

Sunday

  • Ruled by the Sun.
  • Health, prosperity, well being, success magick.

Spells of the Hour

  1. AM - new day, banish shadows.
  2. AM - rid negativity.
  3. AM - determination.
  4. AM - improve luck, victory.
  5. AM - encourage growth.
  6. AM - tenacity, perseverance.
  7. AM - hope, insight, prospective.
  8. AM - conscious change.
  9. AM - assist others.
  10. AM - improve convictions.
  11. AM - transformation.
  12. PM - health, success (suns full energy).
  13. PM - self image, security.
  14. PM - relationships, love, equality.
  15. PM - balancing mind, body and spirit.
  16. PM - harmony of elements.
  17. PM - insight of self.
  18. PM - safety, protection.
  19. PM - diversity, heal differences.
  20. PM - leadership, guidance.
  21. PM - comprehension.
  22. PM - improve clear thoughts.
  23. PM - coping with change.
  24. PM - healing, self development (moons full energy).
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alithographica:
“Bees! They’re great. As long as you don’t agitate them, they’re not out to get you. Only 7 species produce the honey humans use but the rest are important pollinators and deserve love too.
Meanwhile, wasps may be assholes but they’re...
alithographica

Bees! They’re great. As long as you don’t agitate them, they’re not out to get you. Only 7 species produce the honey humans use but the rest are important pollinators and deserve love too.

Meanwhile, wasps may be assholes but they’re ecologically important assholes. Hoverflies are where I see most people get confused, but they are purely beneficial and harmless. I actually had one hang out with me while I worked on this in the park.

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slavery

Who is voltron didn’t the avengers kill him in 2014

arachnofiend

No, you’re thinking of Ultron. Voltron is the boy genius protagonist in a defunct Nickelodeon cartoon.

tryforce

You’re thinking of Jimmy Neutron. Voltron is a spherical, electric-type Pokemon from gen 1 that resembles a poke ball.

lukasdenise-stuff

No, you’re thinking of Voltorb. Voltron is that movie with the guys that rode motorcycles on lines of lights? It looked really like simplistic future tech.

mybeltruns

No, you’re thinking of Tron. Voltron is the main antagonist in the Harry Potter fictional novel series created by J.K. Rowling.

westerings

No, you’re thinking of Voldemort.  Voltron is the royalty class of vampires from Stephenie Meyer’s infamous teenage fantasy romance series, the Twilight Saga.

thefireescapist

No, you’re thinking of the Volturi. Voltron is the company that infamously built all of the bomb shelters in the critically acclaimed Fallout franchise.

lemonadesloth

No, you’re thinking of Vault-Tech. Voltron is actually a video game reviewer with a robot bird, and is slightly responsible for the flex tape meme

virgod

No, you’re thinking of JonTron. Voltron is the main character of the High School Musical franchise who is a basketball player.

tehdoctahizeen

No, you’re thinking of Troy Bolton. Voltron is the guy who sang in Disney’s Lion King.

timberfins

No, you’re thinking of Elton John. Voltron is a state in the northeast United States

fly-over-europes-skies

No, you’re thinking of Vermont. Voltron is the unit of electrical potential.

theimpalialarmy

No, you’re thinking of Voltage. Voltron was a french Enlightenment writer and philosopher during the 18th Century. 

cactuskaos

No, you’re thinking of Voltaire. Voltron is an evil symbiote that fights Spider man.

m01r4s

No you’re thinking of Venom. Voltron is that fire type fox pokemon

zell-dincht

No, you’re thinking of Vulpix.  Voltron is a Danish heavy metal band.

klaxces

No, you’re thinking of Volbeat. Voltron is a distilled beverage composed primarily of water and ethanol, but sometimes with traces of impurities and flavourings

spaladin

No, you’re thinking of Volvic. Voltron is the leader of the Decepticons, the antagonistic alien race in Transformers.

zerlane

No, you’re thinking of Megatron. Voltron is a German automaker company founded in 1937.

gammija

No, you’re thinking of Volkswagen. Voltron is the Swedish automaker company founded in 1926.

riassasin001

No you’re thinking of Volvo, Voltron is that one dinosaur that’s super fast and has very big and sharp claws.

jeremyfanboy

No, you’re thinking of Velociraptor. Voltron is a treatment with a weakened or dead form of a disease to produce immunity against that disease.

pockysaurus

No, you’re thinking of Vaccine. Voltron is a household item used to suck up dust and dirt to keep the carpets of homes and buildings clean.

stark-park

No, you’re thinking of Vacuum. Voltron is the guy who was in Mary Poppins and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

justyouraveragehufflepuff

No, you’re thinking of Van Dyke. Voltron is a measurement of the space taken up by matter, calculated as length x width x height.

ares-is-a-tired-pigeon

No you’re thinking of Volume. Voltron is a large black bird that eats dead animals at the side of road

ihavenoideasoceral

No, you’re thinking of Vulture. Voltron is a subatomic particle with a negative electric charge.

daydreamsandwikiwalks

No, you’re thinking of Electron. Voltron is an instrument used for measuring electrical potential difference between two points in an electric circuit.

crookedjellyfishwonderland

No, you’re thinking of voltmeter. Voltron is the french word for car.

slavery

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casual-sarcasm

can we, as a society, start to realize that having a phone does NOT mean you HAVE TO BE accsessible to anyone and everyone at ALL times??

My mom threw a fit at me for not answering my phone while i was at my friends place. Kinda hypocritical too, given how much she complains that “youth these days spend to much time on their phones”

My boss was very CLEARLY not satisfied that i only got back to his text hours after he sent it. My friend didnt speak to me for weeks once bc she thought we were having a FIGHT??? bc i didnt reply to her message on facebook? till the day after she sent it??

i HAVE a phone, that doesnt mean i HAVE TO BE availiable whenever ANYONE decides they want me to be???

what the fuck

can people stop assuming they are entiteled to my attention 24/7??

shenicealisha

this is so important. people need their alone time & their space. & it doesn’t matter if you see them active on social media, sometimes people just like to scroll through their timeline without talking to anyone for a while. you really can’t expect to have someone’s attention every second of the day, it’s not realistic at all.

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Can we figure out a way to do this to student loan debt.
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pup-rusty

Can we figure out a way to do this to student loan debt.

imthehuggernaut

I would read Ayn Rand to pay down my student loans

colt-kun

Our library ran the expenses and realized we spent about 3,000$ MORE than what we got back in trying to collect late fees. So? We dropped them completely. No late fees. Period.

If you keep a book, it auto renews two times. Then it comes up as overdue. If your overdue items exceed a certain amount, your account freezes. You can’t use any of the local libraries anymore until you return the items or claim them lost and pay for them. If someone else is waiting for the book, you can’t renew. Its that simple.

And guess what. Not only did we save money, but we /got more materials back/. More materials were turned in than declared lost as compared to before. There was no stigma to it. If you had already paid for the item, the money was credited back to you.

Because the people late fees actually affected were children and elderly adults - people unable to regularly get to the library. And the stigma of late items was dropped. Attitude and mindset are important.

we still have no late fees. And we are considered to be one of the top public systems in our state. People from out of state PAY to get library cards for a year because our online Overdrive system is amazing, and we have a ton of partnerships and interlibrary loan systems in place. AND we suffer less losses of both materials and patrons due to our “no late fee” policy.

Serve your public. Don’t belittle them.

fieldnotesfromtheunderworld

This is perfect. This is absolutely perfect

somecleverreference
thatravenclawbitch

Colin Firth is really out here living his best life in 2018, swinging around on a boat to Dancing Queen and Titanic posing with Stellan Skarsgard on the prow and still ending up drenched in a body of water while wearing a white shirt because he respects his own legacy. 

darthmelyanna

My favorite quote from him is something like “I’m well aware that if I changed careers today, became an astronaut, and was the first human to go to another planet, the headline would read ‘Mr. Darcy Goes to Mars.’”

ailuromatron

My other favorite Colin Firth quote:

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horrorlovinbaby

He’s literally an angel guys im??